About me? Is this like what people want to know in a Playboy interview or profound questions James Lipton borrowed from Bernard Pivot that he asks on Inside the Actors Studio? I'll go with the latter for fun. What is your favorite word? Chamber (I don't know why. I like the sound of it.)
What is your least favorite word? Hardy, Coco
What turns you on? My wife (that's right going with the safe answer)
What turns you off? Ketchup in spaghetti (it's so wrong on so many levels!)
What sound or noise do you love? Floor fans
What sound or noise do you hate? Woody Allen's voice
What is your favorite curse word? @%$#!
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Test Pilot (funny coming from someone that doesn't like to fly)
What profession would you not like to do? Politics (i'd be shot), ASPCA/Humane Society (i'd be arrested for mercilessly beating up abusive pet owners).
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? The seafood buffet is right over there.